
“Attention, customers. Today’s special is a **** Krabby Patty served in a greasy **** sauce and grilled to **** perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to **** the **** fries. It will be our **** pleasure.”
(via slapmango)
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
(via slapmango)

Anyone up for a Konami Burger?
“sorry sir, your order has been cancelled. also we’re taking the drink we already gave you back. also we fired our only cook that doesn’t spit in the food. also we’re gonna go out of business. also we hate you.”
(via funfetti-cakke)












