…drug burgers - _-

Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*
(via abarnath)

here’s my theory: about ten years back a bunch of people switched over from a parallel universe where burger king is spelled borger king, th
they just got straight up murdered by the borger king staff mid post
(via zhanreblog)







