insomniac-arrest:

the rest of the country: trying to sell me something while I drive >:(

the midwest: asking me sleepover questions :)

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Actual anime Dracula’s aka…

airyairyquitecontrary:

wtfmanga:

alfiethesnip:

pokecrettes:

rightinthecrystalfeels:

CHOOSE

YOUR

FIGHTER

I’m ded

Excuse me but where is the Dracula that eats hamburgers?

Got ya covered

(From: “Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned”)

I choose burger dracula

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The perfect date

dennys:

You go to Denny’s.
A waitress asks for your order.
In unison you say “cheeseburger”.
You look up.
Your eyes meet.
You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together.
The nurse asks for a name. 
You look at each other, and you both know.
You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

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