todayilearnedthat:

TIL based on gathered data about word pleasantness, the most pleasant sentence in the English language would be “Slurp down this moist chunky pulp squirted from my gravid teats.”

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ways to be intimate without sex

yookduk:

• watch naruto
  
• watch the naruto movies
  
• read naruto
  
• watch naruto amvs
  
• cosplay naruto and sasuke together
  
• listen to the naruto soundtrack
  
• write naruto fan fiction
  

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sexycontainmentprocedures:

*sticks head in the entrance of the Keter-level containment wing during a breach* you guys need anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know,

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furcoatdreamgirl:

furcoatdreamgirl:

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love

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just-shower-thoughts:

Being completely naked feels less naked than being naked with shoes on

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