The perfect date

dennys:

You go to Denny’s.
A waitress asks for your order.
In unison you say “cheeseburger”.
You look up.
Your eyes meet.
You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together.
The nurse asks for a name. 
You look at each other, and you both know.
You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

(Source: dennys, via lingov)

lordpresidentmuffins:

speakonia:

speakonia:

fucked up: the original Red Robin was an adults only bar where bikers hung out and the original design of the mascot had him smoking a joint

Sorry WHAT

(Source: internetbrainwashedpig, via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)

orcpussy:

americans be eating cheesed burger

(via chefpyro)

ladyananas:

quintessentialbeings:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

(via timurmurtazin)