


Geoff Lazer Ramsey
Or the Santa Claus of Burgers
And the peckish employees, they say,
that the Ramsey’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
(via eric-coldfire)
Dirty, rotten, haughty, spoiled, snotty, conceited, bossy, insolent, bratty, pompous, cheeky, smug, brazen, arrogant, rude, sassy, BITCH

How I love her ò//A//ó










Pizza sex burger
holy fuck
@hopeology To go with your pizzadog.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Source: vam-van, via endarkculi)

Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*
(via crunchie-roll)
dude lets start a restaurant
what kinda food would be served
you just bring whatever you want to the restaurant and we’ll put it in/on a burger
i brought a burger
holy fuck
actually…
(via frostedpuffs)





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