cant-stop-the-signal:

Geoff Lazer Ramsey

Or the Santa Claus of Burgers

And the peckish employees, they say,
that the Ramsey’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

(via eric-coldfire)

1,902 notes2 years ago

Dirty, rotten, haughty, spoiled, snotty, conceited, bossy, insolent, bratty, pompous, cheeky, smug, brazen, arrogant, rude, sassy, BITCH

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How I love her ò//A//ó

14 notes2 years ago
nakedcosmonaut:
“ You know what, have another one.
”

nakedcosmonaut:

You know what, have another one.

(via endarkculi)

1,140 notes2 years ago

hopeology:

manly-misadventures:

uncreativelyinclined:

beardhairdontcare:

Pizza sex burger

holy fuck

@hopeology To go with your pizzadog.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Source: vam-van, via endarkculi)

116,907 notes2 years ago
vedajuno:
“ Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*
”

vedajuno:

Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*

(via crunchie-roll)

68,539 notes2 years ago
i-cant-name-me:
“ gamegrumpslovlies:
“ I can’t believe this happened
”
I can
”

i-cant-name-me:

gamegrumpslovlies:

I can’t believe this happened

I can

(via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)

6,093 notes2 years ago
actuallyzenyatta:
“ wendy’s is taunting us now
”

actuallyzenyatta:

wendy’s is taunting us now

(Source: lyssatbqh, via funfetti-cakke)

2,443 notes2 years ago
paperbooart:
“ have this so i never have to look at it again
”

paperbooart:

have this so i never have to look at it again

(via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)

1,582 notes2 years ago
tastefullyoffensive:
“ What a time to be alive. [video]
”

tastefullyoffensive:

What a time to be alive. [video]

(via soleil-is-great)

11,114 notes2 years ago

slimetony:

hookedonafeelwhennogf:

slimetony:

pupsi-cola:

slimetony:

dude lets start a restaurant 

what kinda food would be served

you just bring whatever you want to the restaurant and we’ll put it in/on a burger

i brought a burger

holy fuck

actually…

(via frostedpuffs)

42,444 notes2 years ago