vedajuno:

Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*

(via abarnath)

kant:

me too

(via dangerousbride)

Have your burger however you like

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

cant-stop-the-signal:

Geoff Lazer Ramsey

Or the Santa Claus of Burgers

And the peckish employees, they say,
that the Ramsey’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

(via eric-coldfire)