you know what i think you need
a shark wearing a maids outfit
you’re welcome
i just said “wow it’s a sharkmeido” and i got yelled at.
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Something’s a little fishy about the IKEA Santa, but I think I trust him more than all the others.
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I wish there was like a fighter jet but underwater
shark
you’re so fucking right
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SCP-3011
These little guys make me smile, but I wouldn’t mess with them. Well done to Roth on writing this SCP.
Source: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3011
Music: Long Note Two by Kevin MacLeod | Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution licence.
My first SCP gets a reading! Done by the amazing leolinguistics! Go give him some follows and likes! - Roth
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HIDE IT FROM CHEF

Zac Efron Blue-Tongue Skinks Image Patch Notes 1.01
Minor tweaks:
- Fixed issue with number of skinks in caption reading “9” instead of “10”
- Repositioned text to accomodate new number of skinks
- Stability improvements
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friend of the day!
you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing….
His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!
SO FLAT! i am swooning
a face of a king
perfect is he body
i trust him
I love him
beautiful smile of toad
he know you love him too!
in he come for a kiss!
thank you goodbye!!
toads are obligate carnivores, this is the face of an animal that has evolved to survive by consuming other living things. i love nature.
#to be fair Rhinophrynus dorsalis is a highly distinctive species that took a massive evolutionary divergence #it’s been said that a killer whale has more in common with a kangaroo than the Mexican burrowing toad has with any other living amphibian
Wow!
this special boy are his own brand of beautiful - science facts!!
HIS TINY MOUTH IS PERFECTLY MADE FOR WHISPERING SECRETS INTO YOUR EAR
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