isayoldbean:

italiham:

you know what i think you need

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a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

i just said “wow it’s a sharkmeido” and i got yelled at.

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246,089 notes5 years ago

typesetjez:

Something’s a little fishy about the IKEA Santa, but I think I trust him more than all the others.

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92,561 notes5 years ago

valucard:

gudroo:

valucard:

I wish there was like a fighter jet but underwater

shark

you’re so fucking right

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135 notes5 years ago

scp-wiki-official:

leolinguistics:

SCP-3011

These little guys make me smile, but I wouldn’t mess with them. Well done to Roth on writing this SCP.


Source: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3011

Music: Long Note Two by Kevin MacLeod | Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution licence. 

My first SCP gets a reading! Done by the amazing leolinguistics! Go give him some follows and likes! - Roth

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37 notes6 years ago

HIDE IT FROM CHEF

2 notes6 years ago
vedasisme:
“Nier: Automatagatari
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vedasisme:

Nier: Automatagatari

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2,663 notes6 years ago
babylonian:
“ babylonian:
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Zac Efron Blue-Tongue Skinks Image Patch Notes 1.01 Minor tweaks:
• Fixed issue with number of skinks in caption reading “9” instead of “10”
• Repositioned text to accomodate new number of skinks
• Stability...

babylonian:

babylonian:

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Zac Efron Blue-Tongue Skinks Image Patch Notes 1.01

Minor tweaks:

  • Fixed issue with number of skinks in caption reading “9” instead of “10”
  • Repositioned text to accomodate new number of skinks
  • Stability improvements

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239,243 notes6 years ago

flybymoon: Me, watching lizards having sex: Ooh, skinky


tsunglasses:

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drethelin:

frogsuggest:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

frogsuggest:

friend of the day!

you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing…. 

His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!

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SO FLAT! i am swooning

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a face of a king

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perfect is he body

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i trust him

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I love him

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beautiful smile of toad

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he know you love him too!

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in he come for a kiss!


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thank you goodbye!!

toads are obligate carnivores, this is the face of an animal that has evolved to survive by consuming other living things. i love nature.

#to be fair Rhinophrynus dorsalis is a highly distinctive species that took a massive evolutionary divergence   #it’s been said that a killer whale has more in common with a kangaroo than the Mexican burrowing toad has with any other living amphibian

Wow!

this special boy are his own brand of beautiful - science facts!!

HIS TINY MOUTH IS PERFECTLY MADE FOR WHISPERING SECRETS INTO YOUR EAR

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