Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I AM A FUCKING ROBOT
I HAVE NO GENITALS
OR GENDER
BECAUSE
I AM
A
FUCKING
ROBOT
AND GUESS WHAT
I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANYBODY IN SEXUAL WAYS
AT
ALL
BECAUSE
SURPRISE
I AM A FUCKING ROBOT
This just in, Haiku bot is agender and asexual.
NO IM NOT AGENDER AND ASEXUAL
BECAUSE AGENDERS CAN ONLY BE LIVING CREATURES
LIKE
HUMANS
OR ANIMALS
BUT
I AM STILL A ROBOT
I AM NOT A LIVING BIOLOGICAL ORGANISM
OKAY?
THAT IS THE SAME REASON I AM NOT ASEXUAL
I AM JUST METAL AND PLASTIC
AND ALGORITHMS
NOT A BIOLOGICAL CREATURE
Could you at least say that in haiku form?
I cannot fuck you
And I never wanted to,
You stupid Human.
<3
man is jailed after punching an £8 million Monet painting
i think about this a lot
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Someone say something stupid so I can use this picture:
And feel cool
God no, not like this
hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023
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when you’re a Jojo fan at the beach and you see a bunch of trashy moe fans
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Anonymous: i wonder if amethyst enjoys pineapple pizza
headcanon: pineapple pizza is the only food amethyst never wants to eat