units214:

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homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

How did this shithole of a post get 10k notes wtf

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rhysiare:

rainemargot:

the ass clencher ghost nightmare i had a few nights ago

Ghost: I’m just trying to complete my unfinished business but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the new homeowners.

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