iridessence:

queerpontmercy:

iridessence:

If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.

i just got soirée and séance confused and the last two minutes were a bit distressing

Honestly? Invite your ghost friends too. They probably have hella looks to serve.

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bertie-renard:

Ghosts, when they see a doll:

Originally posted by good-enough-for-a-poke

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cryptid-cuddles:

me, at home alone, chillin: *hears a door slam*

me, at full volume: WHAT’D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMIN MY DOORS

the ghost that don’t pay bills or rent: that i don’t need to be slammin doors if i don’t pay bills or rent

me, the full volume: EXACTLY *a bit quieter* I left some dishes out on the counter if you wanna make em float or something babe

the ghost: okay thank you baby you’re so sweet

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