dragonsandbutts:

weegboi:

itscolossal:

WATCH: Remarkable Footage of Plants That Explode to Disperse Their Seeds (video)

plant cumshots

I see you too like to explode to spray your seed everywhere…

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10,608 notes7 years ago

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92,819 notes7 years ago
appropriately-inappropriate:
“ kirkendauhl:
“ appropriately-inappropriate:
“ For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing...

appropriately-inappropriate:

kirkendauhl:

appropriately-inappropriate:

For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,

KEEP WALKING.

It could be a body dump.

I guess the grass really is greener on the other side

You’re twisted.

I like that

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283,187 notes7 years ago

On extremely rare occasions will a guardian angel call you fag*ot.

One such time is when to save you from Leg of Leg u_u

1 note7 years ago

tememeetsdobe:

sebastianstansfuckingface:

Why have a flower crown or a flower beard when you can just have a fUcKING FLOWER HEAD

THIS PETRIFIED ME. I WONT BE SLEEPIN FOR AWHILE.

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3,552 notes7 years ago

unagiiiii:

malekkleston:

IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT

image

ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.

these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’

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544,407 notes7 years ago