people in high school used to call me “succulent tendril” due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

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mattibee:

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: so you try to cut the vines of the cobra flower but they’re too thick
Me: *ooc* they’re thick….? How many c’s?
Person trapped by cobra flower: *ooc* seriously? That’s what you’re asking???
DM: idk like 2?
Me: great it’s Thicc

*later*

DM: you get to a giant tree, with its thick trunk-
Me: imma stop you right there, how many c’s
Previous person: oh dear god no
DM: it’s thiccccc with 5 c’s

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nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

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plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST …

shovel2:

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

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