





Here’s to 20 glorious years of Pokemon!
(Source: dar-draws, via pencil-rebagels)

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don’t know. can you?
she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy
(via crunchie-roll)




Air Bonsai
@kickstarter campaign from Hoshinchu to produce levitating bonsai plant arrangements, combining traditional and contemporary craft:
If I saw this floating and shit in the middle of the night with the moonlight shining on it I would literally scream bloody murder
(via frostedpuffs)

i planted a bunch of herbs in my room recently so i could watch them grow and take care of them proper. plant therapy is so peaceful. maybe i’ll remember to water them this time!!
in other news - it snowed today, but not much. i want it to snow more. heres a plant girl
(Source: gigglepox, via neonchurro)
Protip: if you want to own a living thing just because it is an unusual or exotic breed, here are some fun ways to do that
1. Get a weird cactus
(via funfetti-cakke)

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
(Source: hypothetical-happiness-blog, via seaspice-deactivated20180903)
if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
……..what
if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb





