eric-coldfire:
“ fuckingconversations:
“ wtf-fun-factss:
“The Sandbox Tree - WTF fun facts
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The seeds can be launched at 70 metres per second (160 mph)
“The hura tree protects its explosive fruits with a sap so toxic that it will raise great red...

eric-coldfire:

fuckingconversations:

wtf-fun-factss:

The Sandbox Tree - WTF fun facts

The seeds can be launched at 70 metres per second (160 mph) 

 
“The hura tree protects its explosive fruits with a sap so toxic that it will raise great red welts if it touches human skin and even blind those who get it into their eyes. The macaws, however, are not put off. Long before the fruits are ripe, the birds rip them apart, pods, seeds and all, and then, after a meal that would have poisoned others, they fly to particular places on a river bank where they can gnaw out and swallow a special clay which detoxifies their meal.”

That’s one pissed off dryad.

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2,733 notes2 years ago
probertson:
“ exeggutive decision 🍳 🌴
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probertson:

exeggutive decision 🍳 🌴

46,559 notes2 years ago
artbyg7:
“Imagine baby Star and baby Marco growing up together *-*
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artbyg7:

Imagine baby Star and baby Marco growing up together *-*

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474 notes2 years ago
tastefullyoffensive:
“Oscar the Tree (via 4waresnowcone)
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tastefullyoffensive:

Oscar the Tree (via 4waresnowcone)

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28,260 notes2 years ago
fanboywatchtower:
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“:-O
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It’s not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently it’s super common...

fanboywatchtower:

themarginalthinker:

morbidlyqueerious:

battlships:

theweirdwideweb:

:-O

It’s not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently it’s super common for citrons to fertilize basically anything they’re near.

great now we gotta kinkshame the fruit

Everything about this post is going in so many directions at once 

Just like the citrons 😘

Citrons are the Zeus of the plant world

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92,840 notes2 years ago

congenitaldisease:

“Cute” isn’t often a word used to describe plants but there really is no other word for these dolphin shaped succulent plants. This plant is called the senecio peregrinus and the longer the vines grow, the more they grow into looking similar to a dolphin jumping up out of the water.

1,761 notes2 years ago
lydiallama:
“based on a Real Dream my gf had
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lydiallama:

based on a Real Dream my gf had

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69,026 notes2 years ago

crop circles

  • everybody:aliens
  • nobody:corn is sentient
238,533 notes2 years ago

PUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG IF YOU AREN’T SCARED

vilepluff:

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7,971 notes2 years ago