Yesterday, while I was riding my skateboard to the skateboard store to get some skateboard supplies, I happened to see a Japanese man walking down the road. He looked up and noticed me skateboarding toward him, so he waved at me and said, “You are very attractive. I had to stop your skateboarding to tell you.”
I coolly responded, “Thank you. Do you know Junichi Masuda?”
“Obviously,” he replied sensually. “All Japanese people obviously know each other.”
“Obviously. So, can you tell me any new information about Pokémon Sun and/or Pokémon Moon—the newest Pokémon games coming out soon?” I rhymed.
“Of course,” he said, winking his eyeball, “My friend Junichi told me just yesterday, while I was riding my skateboard to the skateboard store to get some skateboard supplies, that there was a new Alola form for Oddish. I’ll show it to you now.”
He pulled out a picture—the very one you see above. I snatched it and bicycled home as quickly as possible. I’ve now scanned it to share it with the world. It’s a Poison/Grass type and has a new ability called Arms. Thank you.
Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.
Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose
Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.
are you suggesting coconuts migrate
They do indeed. They’re apparently an invasive species.
Anonymous: So, what did you think of the Ice-type Vulpix and the Iglooshrew (Oh, and the others too, I guess)? Those seem right up your alley.
