that-goddamn-owl: no fquc u i'll tempt luck dis tiem here have 1 yen
Money entered: 1 yen Item description: One matchstick. Fire produced by it was noted to smell of roasted chestnuts, and also had a memetic property that compelled the test subject to put it while still lit into their mouth, resulting in minor burns.
gearholder: Hey it's all your fault I finally made the connection between my robosexuals and Frollo's hellfire, Y AHORA TODO PARIS ME LA PELA POR LO QUE HIZISTE TUÚ!!!! >:'U
