Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I came out to try and give Vinnsohs a chance and I’m honestly feeling so attacked rght now.
if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
……..what
if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb
I mailed Alex Hirsch a flattened and laminated piece of Cracker Jacks popcorn with a note that said “"please respond” but he never did…. Wtf
you make me question my sexuality
ok but if the girl doesn’t connect the dots at first this may come off as telling her she’s ugly, wtf rhud >:Y
(Source: copheecup, via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea
(via monsieur-lecter)