hotephoetips:

applewhiskeyandmilk:

sonypraystation:

gang0fwolves:

thegardenofbooty:

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

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firesuperstar:

I mailed Alex Hirsch a flattened and laminated piece of Cracker Jacks popcorn with a note that said “"please respond” but he never did…. Wtf 

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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