Which One Fucks?: SCP Foundation edition
- clef:clef fucked exactly one time and all he got for it was a fucking baby. not even once, kids
- gears:[holds up a picture of the black queen]
- rights:yes. she is in a loving marriage, with fucking
- iceberg:oh boy did he EVER
- kain:no. hes a dog. BEFORE that, on the other hand
- kondraki:now, would kondraki have fucked a butterfly, if given the opportunity? in this 20,000 word essay, i will expl
- bright:bright has his consciousness in multiple bodies, giving him multiple ways to fuck at once
- lament:this guy takes so many amnestics he barely even knows what he did yesterday let alone whether or not he fucks
- light:"oh god, i wish", she says, downing her third drink
- strelnikov:listen if you don't think strelnikov fucks i don't know what to tell you
- mann:dear god i hope not
- glass:the foundation has many closely held secrets. the true 001. what happens when 447 touches a dead body. how often glass fucks
- gerald:that seems like a bad idea.
- moose:"d-do i what?" moose retorts, sweating, tugging her collar
- atkus:he is far beyond such things
- zyn:zyn sees me making this list and immediately reports me to the ethics committee
Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
(Source: sun--spirit, via professoroddsort)
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