scotchtapeofficial:

i keep visualizing the dandelion as chillin with his dick out

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

vradler:

“History: A█████ H████ C███ first came to the attention of the Foundation after publishing a seminal research paper, “On the use of Human Semen to ████ ███████ ██ █████ █████████,” which resulted in his expulsion from ██████████ University’s Biology department, having already been on probation for complaints rising from his psychology study, “On the Comparative Sensitivity of the Human Female Nipple in Laboratory and Field Conditions, upon Aware and Unaware Subjects.”

(via perelka-l)

(Source: memewhore, via kitana-coldfire)

rtilrtil:

normal tooru

lewd tooru

strong tooru

atsthetic:

twitblr:

This can’t be legal

(via dangerousbride)

aarenpho:

2B x 9S

If anyone could find the artist I want to properly tag them.

(Source: definitelynotleftshark, via eric-coldfire)

did-you-kno:

Bananas are curved because they grow against the pull of gravity. They start off hanging downwards, but as they get bigger, they start trying to grow upwards to get more sun and end up having a curved shape. Source Source 2

(via kalianos)