yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: When you arrive you see the mangled corpse of a man
Player: I roll to pay respects
DM: You roll to- okay
Player: *rolls a nat 20*
DM: … Okay. You pay your respects to the dead man so well that Zeus himself comes down from the heavens and revives the man out of respect for your respect

(via der-stein)