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Anonymous: Zenmaybe is currently asserting his dominance by lubricating all over you. How do you feel?

Day 3 was Skelleton so Emily Catrina - 3-

And because I was careful today, I did it at a sizable 800x1000px, so please come forth to the reception desk and you will be presented with a generous amount of dick for sucking, Mr. “The pic is cute but too small” Anon t(u.u t)

Yeah I got lazy with the dress flowers at the end, sue me t(-.- t)

[REDACTED] Nevermind, fixed now - .-

49 notes 7 years ago

thegoddamnowl: I know this has been done already but, boobholder

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6 notes 7 years ago

cutiverse-deactivated20161031: I will still blame that cockroach on you tho ♥

Ma’am I must inform you that all cockroaches belonging to the Gearholder Foundation© are well inventorized and catalogued accordingly.

Any and all misplacements of individuals is reprimandable, in the case of being the result of negligency from members of staff, and punishable by law in the case of a deliberate harm caused by an involved third party. All liabilities are null and void on the behalf of the Gearholder Foundation©, and a lawsuit will ensue to reclaim compensation for the lost specimen.

In short: you better not have killed it or I’ll see you in court jackass~♥

4 notes 7 years ago

Fucking a man, so excited!

— L. Daniel Avidan

6 notes 7 years ago

zedrin-maybe:

Little bit of social interaction 101 here:
If someone is publicly doing something to intentionally try and piss you off, don’t react to them.
Sounds cliche, I know, but deal with them quietly. Ignore. File a report. Etc. Don’t let them know you’ve even seen what they’ve done, however, and most importantly, don’t try to make a big deal over it, because that WILL make things worse for you.
When someone is trying to instigate shit, they are trying to get reactions. Each reaction they get is another opportunity for them to continue. The best way to deal with these people is to cut off their opportunities, especially if you can do it without them realizing. (Thus when they try to do so, they find it to be a fruitless effort.)
No, it doesn’t matter how offensive they were. If anything the more offended you are, the more important it is that you follow this advice, because the fact that you’re offended won’t make them stop. This applies to literally everything, down from someone just attacking you for your work to commentary that’s an attempt to be triggering.
Be stealthy. Be a ninja.

Professor Zedrin be like: