fuckdragonballz:

Me: Wake up, breakfast is ready! :)

My future kids and significant other:

(Source: dojacat, via not-the-conversation-starter)

memes–memes:

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camwyn:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

kylofinndameron:

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

once a month the moon angers the bees

NOT THE BEES

(Source: glassgospels, via jinglejangleurshitupbro)

killmongersaidheyauntie:

reblogmonstah:

muvatrillow:

hutchj:

mrsolodolo24:

tarynel:

rectalglitter:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

sometimes you just gotta nut in her bruh

don’t do that.

HOLLERING

Whose baby is that? I can’t with y’all.

He’s mine. Here’s an update, 4 years later:

DO. NOT. DO. IT.

This has been a PSA to NOT nut in her any time

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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