No, YOU’RE crying

vaspider:

marionravenwoodisstillhere:

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

(via endarkculi)

glumshoe:

Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”

(via dangerousbride)

The perfect date

dennys:

You go to Denny’s.
A waitress asks for your order.
In unison you say “cheeseburger”.
You look up.
Your eyes meet.
You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together.
The nurse asks for a name. 
You look at each other, and you both know.
You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

(via lingov)