texts-from-dragonage:

Come on and slam
And welcome to fatherhood

(via silver-tongues-blog)

fairy-in-wonderland:

“Dad Morrison could be gentle only in my dream.”

(via raritysayswat-deactivated201706)

anthonyholden:

We are outnumbered, and so we must stick together.

More comics HERE!

(via maybeiwasserious)

schpog-art:

More older stuff!
Ryuko needed some time to realise something pretty obvious. Growing up is hard.😬

(via dangerousbride)

sabertoothwalrus:

#i’d never get it fixed honestly#i’d punish her by letting her have the car when she turned 16 #play the long game

(via timurmurtazin)

brandontheoutcast:

My little tribute to the new ‘Rings’ movie, which just came out.

theonion:

THOUSAND OAKS, CA—Oblivious to the unforgiving judgments being passed on him every single day, sources said Friday that local 2-year-old Caleb Gibson is completely unaware that he is the sole basis for six couples’ decisions not to have kids. According to reports, the toddler has thus far failed to recognize that his temper tantrums and messy eating habits have motivated several of his mother’s friends, as well as a couple who were eating near Gibson’s family at a restaurant, to go their entire lives without ever raising children of their own. Gibson also reportedly remains wholly ignorant of the fact that his behavior this past Christmas, which included shrieking for 10 straight minutes after not getting a cookie, was directly responsible for his aunt and uncle’s choice to never procreate, or that stories about staying up all night to take care of him are why one of his father’s coworkers and her husband determined that they would be fine with just a dog. Sources also revealed that Gibson is unaware that he is the reason his own parents have decided not to have more children.

(via maybeiwasserious)