officialunitedstates:

dr pepper may not be for everyone, but it IS for people with good taste

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zarekthelordofthefries:

prokopetz:

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

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scale of least to most valid depending on who your homestuck icon is of

cookiekat130:

daveposting:

sassacrusher:

bastard tier: gamzee, eridan, dirk, dave’s bro

kind of valid: equius, grandpa harley

sort of valid: sollux, tavros, davesprite, feferi, rose’s mom

mostly valid: karkat, dirk’s bro

valid: jake, lil hal,  john, roxy’s mom

definitely valid: jane, rose, dave, grandma english

incredibly valid: terezi, kanaya, nepeta, poppop crocker, nanna egbert

top validity tier:, aradia, roxy, jade, dad egbert/crocker, becquerel 

god tier validity: vriska

but what about me

definitely god tier

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Reasons why your sign sucks

gnashing-of-teeth:

Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies

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