askterry: That's a silly analogy. You cook *and* are good at arson.

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Yeah well I’m amazing so fuck you

Anonymous: You don't seem like the kind of person for yoga...

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People say that often.

I don’t seem like the kind of person for a lot of things.

Things like chess, reading, classical music and herbal tea.

And yet I like all of those things.

So basically fuck you, I do what I want

Anonymous: can you go a single text post without swearing

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of fucking course i can