Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

aslyium:

okay but my soulmate has to be on one of those 7 planets, no doubt

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52,081 notes6 years ago

sonataoceanwaves:

sofiaauditores:

what if mass effect isnt just a game

what if its a warning

what if bioware wants us to be ready

ready to fuck aliens

(via funfetti-cakke)

14,766 notes7 years ago
dememod: “ kindahornyart: “ A doodle from the stream. ” @chefpyro is this your doing? ”

dememod:

kindahornyart:

A doodle from the stream.

@chefpyro is this your doing?

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1,168 notes7 years ago

electro-princess:

*jacks off to alien abduction evidence*

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19 notes7 years ago
just-a-happy-captain: “ She is sooooo fancy! ”

just-a-happy-captain:

She is sooooo fancy!

(via extradan)

385 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: lord dominator more like space lizzy

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5 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Svtfoe AU where everything is the same except Star actually legit looks like the extra dimensional being she is

sailorleo:

like if she looked more like an actual alien??

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i can get behind that

4,170 notes7 years ago
tittily: “ mars: i’m wet earth: i’m coming over ”

tittily:

mars: i’m wet

earth: i’m coming over

(via funfetti-cakke)

263,207 notes7 years ago
amazingassassinant4797: “ Mass Effect fandom be like: ”

amazingassassinant4797:

Mass Effect fandom be like:

(via eric-coldfire)

14,144 notes7 years ago

konkeydongcountry:

dongstomper:

konkeydongcountry:

breastforce:

crimewave420:

lilylafleur:

fuck bad dragon dildos primal hardware is where its at
fuckin alien dildos that lay eggs in u

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they got what now

Holy shit. (VERY NSFW)

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cartoon pussy

the dildo arms race heats up

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considering that these guys have a three-foot-long silicone tongue with realistic texturing, i’m inclined to say that they’re winning

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5,089 notes7 years ago