Gearholder

My writing when I was 5:The brown dog was friendly.
My writing when I was 14:The chestnut-colored Labrador, with streaks of gold in his soft, thick fur, was amenable to the concept of dolling out affection to his human counterparts.
My writing now:lol dog

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goodmorningcelestia:

Delegate like a boss

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hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:
iwannaforgettheworld:
senpaiexpress:
the-darkmortaldevices:
gallifrey-feels:
mellieforyellie:
scarvenrot:
mooneymannyinthesky:
yukitalia:
8oo:
youregoingtolovemynuts:
dysphorism:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
Can we just talk about this post for a moment…
HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE
well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

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silvermoon424:

These games should really be called Pokemon: Everyone is Thirsty for Steven (subtitle: Even Old Ladies and Evil Teams).
But really, can you blame them?
The answer is no. No, you can’t.