liberissima:

thetalkingcrocus:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

(Source: mangocarta, via kalianos)

Zodiac Signs as Feelings

fcuk–me:

Aries: the little surge of confidence when you win an award and you can’t stop grinning 

Taurus: the serenity and chill vibes you get when you’re surrounded by nature

Gemini: the relief of remembering something you thought you’d forgotten

Cancer: the funny feeling you get when you’ve had a lot to drink and you can feel it sloshing around

Leo: the pride you feel when you get named as captain or another leadership position

Virgo: the extra clean feeling you get when you put on freshly washed clothes after a shower

Libra: the luxurious warmth of petting a super soft furred cat

Scorpio: the intensity of no-space-between cuddles

Sagittarius: the adrenaline fueled freedom of sneaking out for the first time

Capricorn: the smoothness of freshly shaved legs on fresh bed sheets

Aquarius: the lonely content of sitting somewhere alone, looking over a city of lights

Pisces: the innocence of holding someones hand while walking down the street

(via kalianos)