Open RP
“Hey guys i jus t got some burger king chicken strips does anyone wanna share with me”
you bet ur focking ass u marshmallow cereal abomonation
(via liivolt)
My dark matter putty finally arrived! it eats magnets!
sixpenceee is this rad enough for your halloween special?Yes! What else does it eat?
Glorious messages in my inbox:
(via jasminesworld)
A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted
life is fragile and beautiful
(via slapmango)
did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect
it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you
(via sakimcgee)

I feel this picture on a spiritual level I really do
no. this is, in fact, a blessed image that contains a low level guardian spirit. please reblog this post so it may grow stronger
(via jasminesworld)
I’m having a fucking having a fever dream. I just got a earworm but it’s like The Nyancat song but A shoegaze remix.
I fucking found it
(via kalianos)









