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j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

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yung-rage:

No gijinkas we fuck the canon monster designs like men

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these boku no hero academia character intros are getting kinda weird

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merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

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WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Every damn Christmas season we all listen to the exact same music, eat the exact same food, put up the exact same decorations, and watch the exact same movies that have existed since our parents were children at least if not longer. Why on earth would you expect them to change the commercials?

Can we just accept that Christmas is its own miserable bubble of space-time we’re forced to enter at the beginning of December where on rare occasions some poor object or media gets left behind in it and becomes another piece in the undying collection of the Christmas space-time it uses to eternally torment us.

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Sleeping together (//´◡`//)

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