Shit my wife has said after I said “I love you.”:
- I’m sorry, what was that? I was thinking of chicken tenders.
- (from the other room) Not my problem!!!!!
- Is this a trick question?
- That’s weird. It’s like a weird looking dog. You want it around, you still want to pet it, but it’s still a weird looking dog.
- (just stares at me. Just fuckin’ stares for like a full minute, full eye contact)
- nnnnnNNNNNeeh!!
- Well, uh. I guess you bought me dinner.
- That’s your mistake.
- You know what, bitch???? I love you too. I find you sexually appealing.
- I love you more, you absolute titty whore.
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I’m excited about Daisy being in Smash, so I drew her. It would be even better if they included sports outfits as alts!
Thank you so much Hatsune Miku for inventing music
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Izuocha with an unexpected ally
Hello people, here is a short 4koma from kapuchirio. Here is the twitter page for the comic, be sure to check it out.
I think the dish they are talking about is something like daikon mochi, fried mochi with vegetables inside
If as an artist you want your art removed just ask and i’ll delete this publication right away
もしアーティストさんはあなたのファンアートが取り除きたいて私に連絡してお願いします
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