drethelin:

frogsuggest:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

frogsuggest:

friend of the day!

you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing…. 

His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!

SO FLAT! i am swooning

a face of a king

perfect is he body

i trust him

I love him

beautiful smile of toad

he know you love him too!

in he come for a kiss!

thank you goodbye!!

toads are obligate carnivores, this is the face of an animal that has evolved to survive by consuming other living things. i love nature.

#to be fair Rhinophrynus dorsalis is a highly distinctive species that took a massive evolutionary divergence   #it’s been said that a killer whale has more in common with a kangaroo than the Mexican burrowing toad has with any other living amphibian

Wow!

this special boy are his own brand of beautiful - science facts!!

HIS TINY MOUTH IS PERFECTLY MADE FOR WHISPERING SECRETS INTO YOUR EAR

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punlich:

periegesisvoid:

punlich:

It’s extremely rude to use your robot friends as a wifi hotspot. Not that I would know personally what that’s like, my body doesn’t generate radio waves, just disgusting metabolic wastes

what about consensual wifi use

Whatever robots and their partners do in the privacy of their own networks is none of my business as a human covered in flesh

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2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

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