cixitas:

cixitas:

cixitas:

most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius

lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.

in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff

but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.

celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.

stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.

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129,906 notes5 years ago

tariqah:

Me: Sex bots…bad idea

People on here:

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143 notes5 years ago

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

turnon-thebrightlights:

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

advanced-procrastination:

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

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I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

Anyway that’s not what hieroglyphics are. Egyptian hieroglyphics were letters they were just fancy letters

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So whatever this person is talking about they can’t even be a nerd correctly

Way to be an #antijokechicken nick

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I’m bringing it back

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275,975 notes5 years ago

laidbackmack:

domaaay:

okayysophia:

I hate this generation😂

Proof that niggas will fuck anything

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fuckheadwitha:
“this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck
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fuckheadwitha:

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

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366,962 notes5 years ago

storm-worm:

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8,141 notes6 years ago

reigenaratka:

reigenaratka:

:/

first pic is from the coco teaser trailer btw

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149 notes6 years ago

nintendo:

Check out  what the new The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild series amiibo can do! As  with the 30th Anniversary amiibo series, each amiibo will grant  you items and a treasure chest that will contain a prize!

Additionally, ALL amiibo will grant a random amount of meat or fish and others when used in-game! 

  • When scanned, Archer Link will grant you  randomly selected fish and meat, and you may also receive a useful bow or arrow!
  •  Rider Link will  give you randomly selected mushrooms, a weapon or perhaps an  item for your horses! 
  • Zelda  will call on randomly selected plants or even a shield!
  • The  Guardian amiibo, the first poseable amiibo, will reward you with a metal box including a useful item or maybe even “ancient parts.”  (You’ll have to wait for the game to find  out how to use them!)
  • The  Bokoblin amiibo will give you a variety of meat and maybe his favorite weapon.  
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2,698 notes6 years ago

officialusuniki:

Takeo is a true gentleman

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