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凛 | kobuta [pixiv]

So here’s a story.

A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton eye Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

I can’t believe I just read this with my own two eyes.

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29,780 notes 6 years ago

arcadequartermaster:

doctorbutler:
combofriend:
doctorbutler:
Will you cross the line (to get your Mexican food)?
@unrealtournament4 Can this be called a Mexican standoff?

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

8,665 notes 6 years ago

mapsontheweb:

New Jersey: The Only Disliked State.
YouGov recently asked Americans whether they thought of each U.S. state favorably or unfavorably, and the Garden State was the only one to collect more “unfavorable” than “favorable” responses (40 percent unfavorable to 30 percent favorable, for a “net favorability” rating of negative 10 percent). Here’s YouGov’s map of the net favorability reading for each state.
More maps of New Jersey >>

(Source: Washington Post, via kalianos)

15,197 notes 6 years ago

multiscales:

You’re going diving in the Alola Region with your Pokemon to have fun at the beach, suddenly you see this NightMareFuel[TM] swimming toward you:
What do you do?