wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

tariqk:

darkvioletcloud:

thefeelofavideogame:

klapollo:

klapollo:

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

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am I glad he’s contained in there

joederartist:

and that we’re out here

And that’s he’s the sheriff

And that we’re contained out here

And that we’re in there and that-

I just remembered

that we’re out here.

(x)

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malfvoys:

malfvoys:

dumbledore: ok so for your detention i’m sending you out to the forbidden forest 

hogwarts students: um what if we get attacked by something

dumbledore:

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chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

my DICK killed pink diamond

Remember back when the “Rose is PD” theory was a thing?

Greg would’ve had this phrase on a t-shirt.

Dude

Arcane Tradition: Missile Mage

somethingdnd:

noblecrumpet-dorkvision:

Originally posted by cyberbeastswordwolfe

Gather all the d4s you can because this Wizard subclass is the master of the Magic Missile spell. Their unique version fires more missiles and each one can push enemies away. Their missiles can also take on various energy types so they never need to cast any other damaging spell again, not when they have their best friend Magic Missile at their fingertips.

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Wizard Subclass: The Missile Mage

Magic Missile Master: At 2^nd level, you take quickly to your spell of choice. Add the spell Magic Missile to your spellbook if you don’t already know it. You do not require somatic components to cast Magic Missile.

Scatter Missiles: Also at 2^nd level, whenever you cast Magic Missile (regardless of the spell slot used to cast it) you fire an additional missile. At 10^th level, you fire two additional missiles instead.

Overwhelming Missiles: Starting at 6^th level, your missiles travel quickly and with great force. Each creature damaged by your Magic Missile spell must attempt a STR saving throw against your spell save DC. On a failed save, the creature is pushed 5 ft. away from you and is knocked prone. A creature hit by three or more missiles in this way has disadvantage on this save and is pushed an additional 10 ft.

Energy Missiles: Beginning at 10^th level, you can change the damage type of your missiles. When you cast Magic Missile, you may choose to change the damage type of all the missiles to either acid, cold, fire, or lightning damage.

Missile Massacre: Starting at 14^th level, you can unleash a maelstrom of missiles. You can cause one of your Magic Missile spells to fire five additional missiles. Once you use this ability, you must finish a long rest before you can do so again.

Ah yes, now this is a tradition for me

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