pathesis:

ananymous-art:

ananymous-art:

pathesis:

doctordash:

ananymous-art:

light mode is valid and if you have light mode you’re valid!!!

you guys are just mean

THATS THE TEA SIS

OH SHIT

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

pro tip:

jaspurr:

stop feeding your compulsion to actively seek out content that you know is upsetting. 

stop visiting tags that upset you (you should probably blacklist them) 

stop visiting blogs that you’ve blocked, and/or that you know is going to post about stuff that upsets you. 

stop hate reading. 

I know from experience that it can be addicting because getting angry about stuff is just a good of a distraction as any. but it’s such a pointless, self destructive, and avoidable source of negativity in your life. 

(via kitana-coldfire)

unluckyrose:

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

(via silver-tongues-blog)

Shit my wife has said after I said “I love you.”:

shitmygaywifesays:

- I’m sorry, what was that? I was thinking of chicken tenders.

- (from the other room) Not my problem!!!!!

- Is this a trick question?

- That’s weird. It’s like a weird looking dog. You want it around, you still want to pet it, but it’s still a weird looking dog. 

- (just stares at me. Just fuckin’ stares for like a full minute, full eye contact)

- nnnnnNNNNNeeh!!

- Well, uh. I guess you bought me dinner.

- That’s your mistake.

- You know what, bitch???? I love you too. I find you sexually appealing.

- I love you more, you absolute titty whore.

(via endarkculi)

altruisticshouto:

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(via altruisticizuku)