evaroze:

My life as an Adult Robot~

gothdeity:

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

(Source: malscare, via jinglejangleurshitupbro)

Zodiac Signs as Feelings

fcuk–me:

Aries: the little surge of confidence when you win an award and you can’t stop grinning 

Taurus: the serenity and chill vibes you get when you’re surrounded by nature

Gemini: the relief of remembering something you thought you’d forgotten

Cancer: the funny feeling you get when you’ve had a lot to drink and you can feel it sloshing around

Leo: the pride you feel when you get named as captain or another leadership position

Virgo: the extra clean feeling you get when you put on freshly washed clothes after a shower

Libra: the luxurious warmth of petting a super soft furred cat

Scorpio: the intensity of no-space-between cuddles

Sagittarius: the adrenaline fueled freedom of sneaking out for the first time

Capricorn: the smoothness of freshly shaved legs on fresh bed sheets

Aquarius: the lonely content of sitting somewhere alone, looking over a city of lights

Pisces: the innocence of holding someones hand while walking down the street

(via kalianos)