Which One Fucks?: SCP Foundation edition

• clef:clef fucked exactly one time and all he got for it was a fucking baby. not even once, kids
• gears:[holds up a picture of the black queen]
• rights:yes. she is in a loving marriage, with fucking
• iceberg:oh boy did he EVER
• kain:no. hes a dog. BEFORE that, on the other hand
• kondraki:now, would kondraki have fucked a butterfly, if given the opportunity? in this 20,000 word essay, i will expl
• bright:bright has his consciousness in multiple bodies, giving him multiple ways to fuck at once
• lament:this guy takes so many amnestics he barely even knows what he did yesterday let alone whether or not he fucks
• light:"oh god, i wish", she says, downing her third drink
• strelnikov:listen if you don't think strelnikov fucks i don't know what to tell you
• mann:dear god i hope not
• glass:the foundation has many closely held secrets. the true 001. what happens when 447 touches a dead body. how often glass fucks
• gerald:that seems like a bad idea.
• moose:"d-do i what?" moose retorts, sweating, tugging her collar
• atkus:he is far beyond such things
• zyn:zyn sees me making this list and immediately reports me to the ethics committee