institute-for-thermal-research:

fletty:

institute-for-thermal-research:

A robot bit with a FAT ass

Fuck You and Fuck this

(via thegoddamnowl)

CALLOUT POST: GEARHOLDER

zedrin-maybe:

ACTUALLY A ROBOSEXUAL

LIST OF ROBOTS @gearholder WOULD BOINK:

• Jenny XJ9
  
• Roll
• Miku*
• Curly Brace
• @nephrited‘s Kaede
• Penny
• Probably Splash Woman
• Pivot
• Jenny XJ9 (again)
• Android 18
• My toaster
• Robotic Miku

*inclusion in this list is admittedly questionable but whatever

LIES AND SLANDER, AND I’LL TELL YOU WHY INDIVIDUALLY IN THAT ORDER:

• NO
  
• THE CASKETT INSTANCE IS FULLY HUMAN
  
• DOES NOT COUNT
  
• NO
  
• JAD IS ALREADY A HUMAN KAEDA
  
• WHOTHEHELLISPENNY???WHATTHEFUCKISARAW-BYE??
  
• SHE’S A FISH YOU SICK FUCK
  
• Actually yeah maybe.. just the tip–I MEAN NO
  
• NO (AGAIN)
  
• SHE’S A CYBORG NOT A ROBOT
  
• SCP-426 HAS BEEN SUCESSFULLY CONTAINED SINCE
  
• THERE’S NO SUCH THNG, NOT OFFICIALLY
  

proteusolm:

every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. I make attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt to force the red orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

(via liivolt)