brinigi:
“ squid-in-a-party-hat:
“ “I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”
“Like, why, man?”
“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…” ”
I lived bitch
”

brinigi:

squid-in-a-party-hat:

“I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”

“Like, why, man?”

“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”

I lived bitch

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not-regan:

ihateeverythingcomic:

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address - I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.” 

I had a dream my family housed the Obamas for a weekend and one morning Obama made us oatmeal for breakfast and, looking at my disappointed face because I don’t like oatmeal, he said “regardless of what we taste, if we eat together, we are happy.”

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513,738 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: What does a robot do at a one-night-stand? He nuts and bolts!


172 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: I have an Idea on how to terminate 682,try throwing 963 on it I mean nothing bad could happen right?


gghdos9917jkclapfd:

-Vivax

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poodlegoddess:

poodlegoddess:

i’m going to post a cropped piece of an image that i know will invoke strong, probably negative emotions in you without even having to see the whole image, ready?

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toilet–princess:

When everyone’s playing Splatoon 2 while you don’t even own a switch

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chefpyro:

extradan:

owlturd city

dan this is a bad post

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darknutter:

shoutout to artists w/ cutesy n round styles

shoutout to artists w/ nitty gritty dark styles

shoutout to artists who draw abstract

shoutout to artists who draw art with a naturalism style!

shoutout to artists who don’t know their style yet and are trying to improve

shoutout to young artists 

shoutout to old artists

shoutout to animators of all skill levels

shoutout to artists who draw for fun

shoutout to artists who plan to get into the art business

shoutout to all artists: y’all are still artists no matter what

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Anonymous: ok this is driving me crazy. WTF is "fucking AWCY" mean!? EXPLAIN PLZ? also GAW.


Meet the “Daddy didn’t love me so now I’m a Dada” and the “No-way’ve Post-ironic” kiddy clubs of the anomalous world.

The “fucking” part, summed up in two images:

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