rinmatsuoka:

GOOD JOB BABIES!! KEEP IT UP 😭🙏🏼

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sexycontainmentprocedures:

Just a reminder that field agents can’t blaze it at 4:20 because 4:20 is 1620 for them. They gotta do it at 4:20 AM, or 0420, which is still the weed number even in 24-hour format. New team members get woken up at 0418 by their MTF commanders on the first offsite overnight mission like “wake up, it’s time” and they shoot upright with their rifle at the ready like “what’s going on where’s the target” but naw bitch put your gun down the target is this blunt

Special Containment Procedures: The blunt shall be ignited with a flame that has a spherical radius of no more than 0.5cm. When ignition commences, the resulting combustion byproducts shall be inhaled into the lungs of MTF βλ-420 (”Blaze It”) and contained there for as long as possible.

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