Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
okay but does anyone else check people out artistically? like instead of thinking “wow I’d tap that” you just intensely appreciate their appearance and sit there and “holy shit look at the curve of their spine and that POSTURE but then there’s the shape of their eyes and THEIR HANDS AND -” *snaps pencil in half*
(via sakimcgee)
- The priest at our wedding:You may now tell each other your vows
- me:I found you, faker!
- the person I'm marrying:Faker?!? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
- me:I'll make you eat those words!
- the priest:oh my god
My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo.
Need me a freak like that
(via jasminesworld)
She’s like the employee of the month but in my heart
corny!
I love my girl fuck off
(via transsalamander)
What good is a growing family if you can’t combine into your ultimate form?!
As always, more comics HERE. And there’s about a week left on my Kickstarter campaign!
(via funfetti-cakke)
…daughter talk ; -;
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