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1,937 notes5 years ago

Technically the dragon can polymorph

— Our DM, after our orc fighter asked if he could have one of my bard’s pet dragon’s babies if it had any. This was followed by several minutes of arguing abt who was going to fuck the dragon (via kalianos)

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790 notes5 years ago

funke:

funke:

all cat girls dm me instantly it’s important

there’s been some confusion .

disclaimer: not girls who like cats, i’m talking about cat girls

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4,048 notes5 years ago
dalnreblagging:
“I’m working on a Dungeon Gourmet’s Guide for 5e. god help me
”

dalnreblagging:

I’m working on a Dungeon Gourmet’s Guide for 5e. god help me

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522 notes5 years ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ vuutarros:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ ayellowbirds:
“…i wouldn’t mind looking like this, now and then.
”
Sometimes you just wanna be Ominous Shapes
”
Ominous Shapes with long shapely legs
”
G O A L S
”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vuutarros:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

…i wouldn’t mind looking like this, now and then.

Sometimes you just wanna be Ominous Shapes

Ominous Shapes with long shapely legs

G O A L S

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33,559 notes5 years ago

zanamaoria:

Stay hydrated

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6,676 notes5 years ago

sometimes you just.. fuck a demon. have a one-night stand w/ an age-old malevolent entity. maybe even sometimes that blossoms into more. life’s just like that, occasionally. like that’s just how it is

momfricker:

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63,830 notes5 years ago

romanimp:

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

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54,819 notes5 years ago

celticpyro:

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

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GIRL WYD????? DUMP HIM.

I did some digging and found out why this dude went douchebag


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She’s one of THOSE shoppers :P


NO BUT SERIOUSLY THO!!! Check this out!

I found their entire photoshoot (I think). They were a happy couple once:

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D’awww

IT GETS BETTER THO

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They TOTALLY had a 3some with that chick in the red dress at some point. 

Most (if not all) of their stock photos here

The plot thickens.

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82,083 notes5 years ago
undertakers-scythe:
“YES JIROU DEFEND YOUR GIRLFRIEND
”

undertakers-scythe:

YES JIROU DEFEND YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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2,724 notes5 years ago