funke:

funke:

all cat girls dm me instantly it’s important

there’s been some confusion .

disclaimer: not girls who like cats, i’m talking about cat girls

(via takamoris)

sometimes you just.. fuck a demon. have a one-night stand w/ an age-old malevolent entity. maybe even sometimes that blossoms into more. life’s just like that, occasionally. like that’s just how it is

momfricker:

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

romanimp:

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

(via timurmurtazin)

celticpyro:

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

GIRL WYD????? DUMP HIM.

I did some digging and found out why this dude went douchebag

She’s one of THOSE shoppers :P

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THO!!! Check this out!

I found their entire photoshoot (I think). They were a happy couple once:

D’awww

IT GETS BETTER THO

They TOTALLY had a 3some with that chick in the red dress at some point. 

Most (if not all) of their stock photos here

The plot thickens.

(via sakimcgee)