Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Technically the dragon can polymorph
— Our DM, after our orc fighter asked if he could have one of my bard’s pet dragon’s babies if it had any. This was followed by several minutes of arguing abt who was going to fuck the dragon (via kalianos)
(Source: yourplayersaidwhat, via kalianos)
IM FUCKIN SCREAMING
Big Mood
(Source: fuegokingg, via chefpyro)
all cat girls dm me instantly it’s important
there’s been some confusion .
disclaimer: not girls who like cats, i’m talking about cat girls
(via mrs-zuipperpips)
…i wouldn’t mind looking like this, now and then.
Sometimes you just wanna be Ominous Shapes
Ominous Shapes with long shapely legs
G O A L S
(Source: alphagravy, via sakimcgee)
sometimes you just.. fuck a demon. have a one-night stand w/ an age-old malevolent entity. maybe even sometimes that blossoms into more. life’s just like that, occasionally. like that’s just how it is
(Source: greelin, via not-the-conversation-starter)
fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?
me: sore
fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?
me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.
fencing coach:
fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies
(via timurmurtazin)