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1,920 notes1 year ago

Technically the dragon can polymorph

— Our DM, after our orc fighter asked if he could have one of my bard’s pet dragon’s babies if it had any. This was followed by several minutes of arguing abt who was going to fuck the dragon (via kalianos)

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787 notes1 year ago
positive-memes:
“I got my priorities straight
”

positive-memes:

I got my priorities straight

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7,864 notes1 year ago

atheistjapanesesocialist:

haveitjoeway:

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING

Big Mood

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53,356 notes1 year ago

funke:

funke:

all cat girls dm me instantly it’s important

there’s been some confusion .

disclaimer: not girls who like cats, i’m talking about cat girls

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4,034 notes1 year ago
dalnreblagging:
“I’m working on a Dungeon Gourmet’s Guide for 5e. god help me
”

dalnreblagging:

I’m working on a Dungeon Gourmet’s Guide for 5e. god help me

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507 notes1 year ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ vuutarros:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ ayellowbirds:
“…i wouldn’t mind looking like this, now and then.
”
Sometimes you just wanna be Ominous Shapes
”
Ominous Shapes with long shapely legs
”
G O A L S
”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vuutarros:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

…i wouldn’t mind looking like this, now and then.

Sometimes you just wanna be Ominous Shapes

Ominous Shapes with long shapely legs

G O A L S

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32,406 notes1 year ago

zanamaoria:

Stay hydrated

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6,588 notes1 year ago

sometimes you just.. fuck a demon. have a one-night stand w/ an age-old malevolent entity. maybe even sometimes that blossoms into more. life’s just like that, occasionally. like that’s just how it is

momfricker:

image

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61,418 notes1 year ago

romanimp:

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

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51,494 notes1 year ago