tredlocity:

cinematic universe

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

memories:

I’d be nothing without @sakimcgee.

jokeboy:

*takes off my socks*

My boyfriend:

(via owny-chan)

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s funny to think that even at a man’s most dignified or serious moments, he’s still stealthily producing semen.

(via kalianos)

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Alright roll an animal handling check”
“FOR A BABY?!”

(via der-stein)