moxperidot:

aftertheend-gamedev:

moxperidot:

player: what if (exact prediction of gm’s plan)

gm: 

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Let me tell you a tale…

Once upon a time, I was running a DnD game for some friends. The player characters were checking out reports that a local town had been having trouble with monsters. They’re informed that it was true, a few years ago, but a copper dragon set up a lair in the mountains and chased all the awful creatures out. A dragon slayer showed up shortly thereafter and neither dragon nor slayer were heard from again. Players are disappointed at first, but then quickly perk up when some other plot threads become apparent.

A few sessions later, the place they were staying burned down (their fault), forcing them to check out the more expensive tavern in town. There, they meet Allie Cohol, a half-elf woman with red hair that owned and ran the tavern. She was cheerfully greedy, but still helpful and always ready with a cheesey joke… And after only the third joke, one of the players, Bill, froze and locked eyes with me. “You fucker. She’s the copper dragon,” Bill says.

That reveal was supposed to be a big thing later, so I’m kinda on the spot. Fortunately, another player, Fran, pipes up and says, “nah, that’s stupid. The dragon in the mountain is a red herring. We’re here for the cultists.” The cultists were in the sewer and the PCs were actually working for the cleric Big Bad without them knowing.

“No, listen,” Bill continued. “Red hair. Greedy. Bad jokes… Her name is Allie Cohol.”

Everyone around the table gives him a fairly blank look, but I’m sweating bullets. Threads that I had spun oh so carefully were half a heartbeat away from unraveling. Bill is getting this real wild look in his eyes and pounds a fist against the table. “Allie Cohol. HER NAME IS ALCOHOL.”

Fran then slowly pans over and looks me dead in the eyes. “The deadly joke ability. She’s a goddamn dragon.”

this is beautiful

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65,219 notes4 years ago
americana-ultra:
“Village fool attempts to woo and impress fair maiden by taming wild beast (1842)
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americana-ultra:

Village fool attempts to woo and impress fair maiden by taming wild beast (1842)

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9,563 notes4 years ago

goth-shitposts:

dont be a slave to the limitations of Halloween, be a macabre bitch every day

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57,343 notes4 years ago

topofthewoods:

a little comic i did for class about being adopted from china

starring me!

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39,020 notes5 years ago

yukiranine:

the most important part, i think, is that he says ‘uwu’ out loud, like, oo-woo

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2,891 notes5 years ago
shizzadizz:
“tag urself
”

shizzadizz:

tag urself

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69,938 notes5 years ago

unsafeship:

patema-introverted:

themintykid:

missmamibee:

say what you want about vocaloid but their live shows are really cool 

This isn’t even an official concert; it’s a approved FAN CONCERT.
Those are MMD models (you can tell by the bizarre hair physics), and actual Crypton (or whoever runs the concerts; probably Sony) concerts use specific models JUST for their concerts.

why would you only post half the song 

@juliehetathug

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27,689 notes5 years ago

heedra:

fine: the dm telling you ‘make a will save’ out loud at the table

WIRED: getting a text from the dm saying ‘make a will save’ without alerting any of the other players

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17,375 notes5 years ago
feebledungeons:
“ fredthe13th:
“Well it’s probably cursed
”
When you Crit Fail your Arcana roll and the GM says “It seems harmless” ”

feebledungeons:

fredthe13th:

Well it’s probably cursed

When you Crit Fail your Arcana roll and the GM says “It seems harmless”

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25,502 notes5 years ago

reblogifyouricon:

Reblog if your icon

Is a little shit

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2,397 notes5 years ago