aerialsquid:

Jughead continues to mirror my life exactly.

(via maybeiwasserious)

5,195 notes6 years ago

kids-from-stonewells:

E: This year’s pumpkins were really good too, can’t wait to try them in a pie~

R: Emily, please! >///<

Mornin reblog :Y

38 notes6 years ago
Don’t word it like that you fucks, it sounds like I’m givin birth, or contributing to a birthening - _-
Which I’m do not TT _TT

Don’t word it like that you fucks, it sounds like I’m givin birth, or contributing to a birthening - _-

Which I’m do not TT _TT

22 notes6 years ago

thespectacularspider-girl:

concentrated-sunshine:

official-mugi:

lucky-coins:

official-mugi:

lucky-coins:

official-mugi:

lucky-coins:

I hope everyone who follows me gets laid in 2017

I’d rather get cuddled tbh

Away with you. None of this sentimental shit. 2017 is a year for raunchy sex.

I’m gonna kinkshame you alyssa

This will be the 5th time I’ve been kinkshamed today.

there’s a reason for that

Compromise: raunchy sex followed by cuddling.

Followed by more sex.  And then more cuddling.

Fuck, I wish

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

240 notes6 years ago
projectsnt:
“You’re just trying to find excuses to see me in a jumper skirt again, aren’t you @gearholder ?
”
THAT THATS, THATS A BOLD CLAIM HOW DARE, THE DISRESPECT, I SWEAR, WHY I NEVER, LOOK, LISTEN, I MEAN, I’M JJUST SAYING,
…maybe :T

projectsnt:

You’re just trying to find excuses to see me in a jumper skirt again, aren’t you @gearholder ?

THAT THATS, THATS A BOLD CLAIM HOW DARE, THE DISRESPECT, I SWEAR, WHY I NEVER, LOOK, LISTEN, I MEAN, I’M JJUST SAYING,

…maybe :T

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27 notes6 years ago

alpha-brony:

hardcyder-mod:

bootsnblossoms:

Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting

My kid would be the one that takes 45 minutes to eat her cereal.

I’ve lived all these.

(via conspicuouslad)

145,486 notes6 years ago

gearholder: Zedring I see those tags, you darm legsposure enabler t(;-; t)


zedrin-maybe:

:3c ‘swhat i do

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12 notes6 years ago

cunningcelt:

hilarious-nefarious:

Source

This is bloody genius

(via newnamed)

282,184 notes6 years ago
blazing-forge:
“ rileyav:
“commission!!!
”
@gearholder
Take a wild guess.
”

blazing-forge:

rileyav:

commission!!!

@gearholder

Take a wild guess.

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(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

330 notes6 years ago
I don’t even need this translated, “trying to impress your crush with your cooking” is a universal feel ;` ^´;

I don’t even need this translated, “trying to impress your crush with your cooking” is a universal feel ;` ^´;

12 notes6 years ago